911 jokes
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Memes
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”