911 jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.