911 jokes
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.