911 jokes

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

911 what's your emergency?

Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!

Operator: What happened!?

Me: She bit the tip.

My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.