When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... 🖐️😔
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
Why is the U.S so mad about the twin towers it was an accident the pilots where new
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
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What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
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Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
