When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
