911 jokes
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Memes
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.