911 jokes
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
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C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.