What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
