Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it
he was a great pilot
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was in the middle of 9/11
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: *hangs up*
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
SpongeBob did 9/11
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why was 10 afraid because he was tween 911
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
9/11... 911... COINCEDENCE I THINK NOT
why were the twin towers disappointed they asked for a pepperoni pizza and all the got was a plane