911 jokes
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.