911 jokes
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.