911

911 Jokes

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.