whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
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For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
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Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
911 whats your emergency? Me: Officer My Girlfriend is dead! Operator: What Happened!? Me: She Bit The Tip
On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
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Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
twin towers ordered little ceasars but they got jets
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
