911

911 Jokes

Crash

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

Help

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜

Fame

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!

Number

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

Upgrade

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Pilot

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Tower

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Girlfriend

911 what's your emergency?

Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!

Operator: What happened!?

Me: She bit the tip.

Pizza

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Plan

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

Karen

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

White men

Who says โ€œwhite men can't jump?โ€ They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.