"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said âHey can i get your numberâ He said yea itâs â911â. And drove of
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Stop making 911 jokes they don't land so well.
Who says âwhite men cant jumpâ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
twin towers ordered little ceasars but they got jets
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
Why can't they blonde call 911
Can she can't find the 11
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
SpongeBob did 9/11
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
