911 jokes
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.