911 Jokes

proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot

it worked

Stop making 911 jokes they don't land so well.

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the colour of 911?

Plane.

What is the fasted way to see 911?

Plane.

"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"

who read the most words,

911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds

The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of

The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet

If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?

SpongeBob did 9/11

Why can't they blonde call 911

Can she can't find the 11

Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds

can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it

he was a great pilot

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

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On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets

I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds

There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.