9 jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11