9 jokes
(6x9)+6+9=69
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Five more days.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.