9 jokes

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

Why did 10 die??

Because he was in between 9/11.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

Why was ten scared?

It was in the middle of 9/11.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.