9/11 jokes

9/11, 911, same thing.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.