9/11 jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Memes
Here Comes the airplane
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.