9/11 jokes
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
9/11, 911, same thing.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.