9/11 jokes
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.