9/11 jokes
9/11, am I right?
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
He was so close but so far
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
9/11.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.