9/11

9/11 jokes

Number

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Memes

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Tower

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Category

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Birthday

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?

Answer: 16

Jumper

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

...

...

Their knees.

*Ba dum tss*

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  • Rape

    Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

    What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

    Plane

    Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

    Head

    I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.