My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
9/11
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
