9/11 jokes

9/11

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.