9/11 jokes
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.