9/11 jokes

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"