9/11 jokes
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I woke up in my bed today.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?