What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
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According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Mom! (DYM 3)
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
