You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Try not to <3.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
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How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
