3 jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.

What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

How many babies does it take to make dinner?

Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.

Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

The three unwritten rules of life:

1. 2. 3.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."