I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
