yall im act so pissed. So my dad doesn't want me to spend the weekend at emilys house cause shes my girlfriend, and it's "asking for trouble" bcuz im 15. What's gonna happen? her mom's home ALL weekend, AND I can't even get knocked up if we did do anything. And apparently I'm "manipulating" my dad by saying "can I go to emilys house for the weekend" instead of "Can I go spend the weekend with my girlfriend?" And then he twisted my words, and when I said the other day, I said word for word "I'm going to the dance with my girlfriend," and he said I said "I have a girlfriend." So he "didn't know it was emily" so apprently im a liar and a manipulator by trying to see my girlfriend. OH, and I'm asking for trouble. But he said "i dindt say n,o" but then continues to lead me in the direction of him saying no, and he starts being a bitch, and then expects me to be greatful becuase hes "giving me a chance to convince him that this is a good idea." Chances are hes also gonna tell Emily's mom that me and her are tg. So fucking yay, never get to see Emily again. This is why you don't tell your parents when you're dating someone.
Comments (461)
Cosmo idk
he's the manipulator
K!ttyy
i dont understand how im "manuplating" him bcuz of this
K!ttyy
Its okay ill use chappel roan to calm me down
J0eyjordisonsleftball
i dont like your dad
J0eyjordisonsleftball
hes a bum
K!ttyy
he is a bum
United Kingdom UK
Tf
United Kingdom UK
Thats fucked up
K!ttyy
yeah..
K!ttyy
i js wana see emily.
Bree_2]
That is messed up.'
K!ttyy
Hi bree
Bree_2]
Hey Charlie
K!ttyy
How are you?
Bree_2]
Eh, I'm alright
K!ttyy
oh
Bree_2]
Haven't relapsed yet :D
K!ttyy
anything goin on?
K!ttyy
YAYAYYY
Bree_2]
uhh
Bree_2]
My math teacher pissing me tf off
K!ttyy
i almost relasped last night but i grabbed some things emily gave me held onto them and kept smelling them
Bree_2]
Good!
K!ttyy
it calmed me down and i fell asleep
Bree_2]
Awh :)
Bree_2]
Thats so sweet :3
K!ttyy
hehehe
Bree_2]
Loud noises lowkey scare me
K!ttyy
i asked her for a hoodie and stuff that smells like her
Bree_2]
aww
Bree_2]
COUPLE GOALS!!
K!ttyy
cause i wanna falll asleeo holding em
Bree_2]
Just get married already twin </3
K!ttyy
i js really hope i cans ee her this weekend without my dad ruining it
K!ttyy
nonooo
Bree_2]
I LOVE HAPPY FCKING ENDINGS
K!ttyy
hehehe
Bree_2]
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
K!ttyy
i have a playlist of songs that remind me of her
Bree_2]
aww
K!ttyy
hehehehe
Bree_2]
What songs r thoe?
K!ttyy
open.spotify.com/playlist/1EGJldy0YjJCrnmSClKuQs?si=hMPKILytQfKcqI8f4h95Xg
Bree_2]
Ima have to see that later
Bree_2]
I'm on the goofy ahh school laptoip
Bree_2]
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
K!ttyy
ohhh
K!ttyy
no last night
Bree_2]
?
K!ttyy
s
Bree_2]
Ohhhh
Bree_2]
that's cute :3
K!ttyy
theres this long ass bracelt tht says says "bitch" on it
K!ttyy
that she gave me
Bree_2]
OOP
K!ttyy
lol
Bree_2]
it's reminding me of my teacher lmao
K!ttyy
it smells like her roomso i kept smelling it
Bree_2]
Awhh
K!ttyy
then evenutally wrapped it around my wrist
K!ttyy
and then i had this like pen on a necklace
Bree_2]
CUTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
K!ttyy
that she gave me that piper gave her (a kid we think of as a sister)
K!ttyy
cause i wanted it
K!ttyy
i put it on and held it in one hand
Bree_2]
aw
K!ttyy
then i had this like small octapus stuffed animal
K!ttyy
that smelled like her a little bit
K!ttyy
and i held that in my other hand
K!ttyy
and fell asleep
Bree_2]
TS MAKING MY HEART MELLTT
K!ttyy
wanna see the things?
Bree_2]
HELL YEA
K!ttyy
i also had a hello kittyy necklace wrapped around my other wrist that she gave me
Bree_2]
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Bree_2]
Invite me to the wedding twin
Bree_2]
Or I will actually cry
K!ttyy
okii lol
Bree_2]
But yk you can get engaged at any age?
Bree_2]
Soooo
Bree_2]
>:)
K!ttyy
had this on one writ
Bree_2]
Aw
Bree_2]
its so cutte
Bree_2]
Love the nails btw girl
K!ttyy
this on the other
K!ttyy
thanks lol emily chose them
Bree_2]
That's so you-
Bree_2]
Later today Ima be on my other acc
K!ttyy
on the nrck
Bree_2]
CUTEE
K!ttyy
idk what happend to the octapus
Bree_2]
(FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS FROM HEART MELTING VIRUS 2.0)
Bree_2]
K!ttyy
Bree_2]
aw
Bree_2]
It kinda reminds me of yu
K!ttyy
oh?
Bree_2]
ye
K!ttyy
how
Bree_2]
It has a grumpy face, and it looks funny (IN A GOOD WAY)
K!ttyy
meanie :<
Bree_2]
And they look like they r about to throw a chair at yu
Bree_2]
I MEANT IN A GOOODDD WASYYYYY
Bree_2]
FAHHHHHHHH
K!ttyy
lol
K!ttyy
were matching pfps from owl house!
Bree_2]
i saw :)
Bree_2]
I kinda just read the chats
K!ttyy
i wish she was there last night it was so bad
Bree_2]
Oh yeaa
Bree_2]
I would've been online
Bree_2]
but I had shi to do
K!ttyy
i wasnt on wje lol
Bree_2]
ik
K!ttyy
internet was out
Bree_2]
DAMN
K!ttyy
every day at 4
Bree_2]
D:
K!ttyy
otherwise id stay on call all day with emily
Bree_2]
awhh
Bree_2]
so cutee
Bree_2]
Mkay gurliee
Bree_2]
That is CUTE
Bree_2]
...ever heard of NASCARs race on March 22..?
Bree_2]
AWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bree_2]
SO CUTE
Bree_2]
THATS ADORBSSS
Bree_2]
shes gonna love it
K!ttyy
hehehe
Bree_2]
>:3
Bree_2]
I'm so done with ppl >XC
Bree_2]
They r SO ANNNOOYYYING
K!ttyy
oh
Bree_2]
yeah
K!ttyy
why?
Bree_2]
because in band some toothpick was saying shi behind my back
Bree_2]
saying i was faking being nice
Bree_2]
nd telling ME to shut up when i was talking 2 my friends
Bree_2]
so idk why she was talking
Bree_2]
she rarely ever plays her instrument
K!ttyy
oh ? wtf
Bree_2]
and all she does in school is argue, sleep, yell. and beg
K!ttyy
your a nice person shes js jelous
Bree_2]
yeah
K!ttyy
ew beggers
Bree_2]
shes a btch
Bree_2]
And shes been having the same hairstyle ALL YEAR'
Bree_2]
never changed it.
K!ttyy
omg whyy
K!ttyy
i always switch my hair upp
Bree_2]
we started in JULY
Bree_2]
and its now FEBURARY
K!ttyy
ew:<
Bree_2]
ikr
K!ttyy
ahh
K!ttyy
omg
Bree_2]
Must've been the wind!
Bree_2]
:3
K!ttyy
wow the wind on fire today
Bree_2]
frfr
Bree_2]
so disrespectful </3
K!ttyy
i want it to be 2 already so emily can get on uhh
K!ttyy
and i can call her >:)
Bree_2]
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bree_2]
cool :D
K!ttyy
uhh?
K!ttyy
i kinda wanna wacth love island
K!ttyy
but i need to do schoool
Bree_2]
frrfr
K!ttyy
love island is amazing
Bree_2]
I wanna watch Skids.
Bree_2]
trust
Bree_2]
its peak'
Bree_2]
LISTEN, IK IT HAS DOOMED YAOI IN IT
Bree_2]
AND SOME DRUGS AND MRUDER
Bree_2]
and uhh
Bree_2]
uhm
Bree_2]
err...
Bree_2]
a errr,
Bree_2]
freaky scene
Bree_2]
and it's ANIMATED
K!ttyy
...
Bree_2]
it don't show much tho \
Bree_2]
^_^
Bree_2]
my back and legs hurt so bad rn
Bree_2]
K!ttyy
my bad
Bree_2]
FYM MY BAD?!
Bree_2]
BRO... WHAT DID U DO TO MEEEEE
K!ttyy
hehehhehehe
Bree_2]
'scuuueesss mee
Bree_2]
what did yu do
K!ttyy
exactlyyy
Bree_2]
🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
K!ttyy
OMG MY BACKGROUND PICTURE
Bree_2]
I'M SCAARRREEEEDDDDDD
Bree_2]
oop
K!ttyy
emily sent me that picture and said "NOM NOM"
Bree_2]
thats... beautiful katie..
K!ttyy
AND THE BRACLET
K!ttyy
I GAVE TO HER
K!ttyy
LIKE
K!ttyy
A YEAR AGO
K!ttyy
AND ITS STILL ON HER WRIST
Bree_2]
I think i might be dying of adorable-ness
K!ttyy
heheheh
Bree_2]
that is too sweet bro
K!ttyy
i knowwww
K!ttyy
i rember
Bree_2]
K!ttyy
when we where at savs house doing my hair we were dying my hair
Bree_2]
K!ttyy
she had to take off the bracelt
Bree_2]
K!ttyy
and she said "i havent took this off seince you put it on me"
Bree_2]
K!ttyy
and she was iffy about taking it off
K!ttyy
but then she helped me dye my hair
Bree_2]
Bree_2]
SOOO CUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K!ttyy
hehehe
Bree_2]
I'm in my advisory rn
Bree_2]
and it sucks ahh
K!ttyy
i wanna change my hair but she did this and i dont wanna cause she did it
K!ttyy
hehehe
K!ttyy
maybeeee
Bree_2]
Yu so weird twin </3
K!ttyy
i dont ever wanna changxe my nails cause she chose them
Bree_2]
Your over the moon twin
K!ttyy
nuhuh
Bree_2]
you guys
K!ttyy
uh-
Bree_2]
THAT IS U AND HER
Bree_2]
DO NAWT LIE TO ME
Bree_2]
I HAVE MORE >:3
K!ttyy
no this is
K!ttyy
i drew this for her lol
K!ttyy
its in a notebook im filling up with stuff like notes and poems aand draawings for her
Bree_2]
AWWHWHH
K!ttyy
hehehe
Bree_2]
I should draw you guys doing this
Bree_2]
bvcause it wuld be so vcute
Bree_2]
But idk what she looks like
Bree_2]
so
K!ttyy
oh
Bree_2]
yea :#
Bree_2]
;3)
Bree_2]
;#
Bree_2]
FAJJJ\
Bree_2]
cutee
Bree_2]
EIUFHCYGWDIOERUIROE0987YUHIOERF0DU89324HYJKRFLIREUKJFL;D'P[OTG;R'[PFO0-WD9EIOPR[0F9-4083279809-09=08-9780697041892-083-9710286957184636478URUHHFRWJFHEGHUSSYLIETGGRUYHTUUGTIUITGRUIRFUIUFVIIUOFIOIOGIOGTGTRTRGREREFRTGUIOIKUJYJYUHHY
Bree_2]
I gtg soon
Bree_2]
My next class is gonna start in like
Bree_2]
seven minutes
Bree_2]
but ima stay
K!ttyy
ohhkayy
Bree_2]
just to stay]
Bree_2]
cus we rlly haven't spoke in AGES
Bree_2]
(aka january)
Bree_2]
wanna hear a joke]
K!ttyy
yeahh
K!ttyy
tell me
Bree_2]
Knock knock
K!ttyy
whos there??
Bree_2]
Har
K!ttyy
har who
Bree_2]
HARMONICA
K!ttyy
what-
Bree_2]
*aggresive harmonica playing*
K!ttyy
can i just sit here and just admire how perfect she is.
Bree_2]
DUH
K!ttyy
her hair her eyes her lips her face her body its all perfect
Bree_2]
ofc yu can
mal♡
sing us a song you’re the piano man
K!ttyy
shes like an angel but i know shes reckless
Bree_2]
Aw
K!ttyy
but when im around her im in my own head
K!ttyy
and
K!ttyy
i have to remind myself im with her and then i get so happy
Bree_2]
I ate the piano and harmonica.. my bad
K!ttyy
nd just wonder how the fuck i got someone the girl of my dreams
Bree_2]
my heart is melting gang
mal♡
how’s billy joel gonna make a living
K!ttyy
esp cause ive liked her for like 2 years and we js never got the chance to be like this
mal♡
aww
K!ttyy
and now that i have her
K!ttyy
im happier than ive ever ben
Bree_2]
he won't
K!ttyy
i can fall asleep with her on my mind and
Bree_2]
AWWW
K!ttyy
im not even scared it wont end becuase
K!ttyy
i trust her
K!ttyy
and i can be myself around her
K!ttyy
and i keep thinking back to when i was scared she dosent like me
mal♡
but he gotta sing us a song tonight cus we’re all in the mood for a melody
Bree_2]
WELL THATS TOO DARN BAD!
K!ttyy
but then i think furtuerh back when i snuck out my window nad i just laid on top of her for two hours just cuddling right outside my window
Bree_2]
Aw
K!ttyy
that night when she flipped off the sky
Bree_2]
OOp
mal♡
but..he got us feelin alright..
Bree_2]
gtg gurlie
Bree_2]
(SOB)
Bree_2]
I HATE ELA
mal♡
cute
K!ttyy
and then i think to when we snuck on the back of the bus and blasted sofphia the first
Bree_2]
BURN ELA
K!ttyy
i love ela ll
K!ttyy
and the park to
Bree_2]
i hate it
mal♡
i was a girl in the village doing alright
K!ttyy
laid in the middle of the road
Bree_2]
alr. see yu later
K!ttyy
byee
K!ttyy
in the middle of the night
K!ttyy
we thought a cop was coming and everyone ran behind the school
K!ttyy
now ill have that and her foreverrr
K!ttyy
im so happy its weird
mal♡
awe
K!ttyy
yayayyy
K!ttyy
hru mom?
mal♡
im good hbu
K!ttyy
im goodddd
mal♡
yayay
Cosmo idk
hi good hbu, I know where you live
mal♡
.....
Cosmo idk
lol
mal♡
............
Cosmo idk
..............................
Cosmo idk
lmao
mal♡
.....................................
mal♡
stalker
mal♡
you think man me is handsome
K!ttyy
im watching love islan d
K!ttyy
OMFG
K!ttyy
AI KEEPS GETTING MY SHIT WRONG
mal♡
i hate when it does that bro
mal♡
doin all that work copy and pasting and it aint even right
mal♡
be so fr
Cosmo idk
i didn't say that
Cosmo idk
maybe you shouldn
Cosmo idk
t use ai?
mal♡
gay mf
mal♡
daughter your dad would fuck me if i was a man
K!ttyy
....
Cosmo idk
i just said that ai you looks "fine but not in The gay way"
mal♡
the fact that you need to specify is concerning
mal♡
overly protective of your secret
K!ttyy
uhh
mal♡
js get outta the damn closet
K!ttyy
im js tryna watch love island
mal♡
"do you think this guy is attractive" (random shit in between) "uh ok. sure ig"
mal♡
you said sure
mal♡
man me is attractive
mal♡
cosmo me n jomoki gonna make love on an island
Cosmo idk
wrong
mal♡
not wrong
Cosmo idk
you twisting up words
mal♡
no im not
Cosmo idk
yeah you are
Cosmo idk
its your specialty
mal♡
i said what the texts said
Cosmo idk
girl
mal♡
those are direct quotes
mal♡
yo *redacted* do you think this guy is attractive
mal♡
then what you quoted earlier
mal♡
dumbass phone
mal♡
why you asking bruh
Cosmo idk
the "random shit in between" is me saying "fine but not in The gay way"
mal♡
just asking
mal♡
uh ok
mal♡
sure ig
mal♡
you already said that part
Cosmo idk
you takin shit ouf of contest
Cosmo idk
and then i asked "why"
mal♡
im not
mal♡
i js quoted the whole thing
mal♡
you did ask why
mal♡
and he said bc
Cosmo idk
and then jomoki responded "just asking"
mal♡
and you said sure ig
mal♡
i js typed that all out
mal♡
i have the screenshot of the convo you stupid
Cosmo idk
girl
Cosmo idk
idc
mal♡
youre js repeating me
mal♡
thats not helping anything
mal♡
the why and the js asking dont matter
mal♡
theyre js space fillers
mal♡
unrelated to the point
mal♡
THAT MAN ME IS HANDSOME
Cosmo idk
heres how the convo went" him:photo me:He looks fine but not in The gay way me: Dumbass phone me:why you asking bruh him: just asking me: uh ok me: sure ig
mal♡
i js quoted allat
mal♡
why you retyping what i js said
mal♡
i literally typed allat out
Cosmo idk
you twisted it up to make it look like i said "sure ig" to his question
mal♡
what else would you be saying sure ig to
mal♡
litrally what
Cosmo idk
to "just asking"
mal♡
who tf says sure ig to js asking
Cosmo idk
me
Cosmo idk
whats ur point
mal♡
my point is that you think man me is handsome
mal♡
and youre js lying to yourself
Cosmo idk
i said man you looks fine as in normal
mal♡
and that your texts dont make sense
Cosmo idk
not fine as in "OOH HUBA HUBA"
mal♡
hence the "youre js lying to youself" portion of what i js said
Cosmo idk
i ain't lyin to myself
Cosmo idk
and besides man you would have a horrible hairline so its not accurate
mal♡
you cant see my hairline
mal♡
so that doesnt matter
Cosmo idk
ive seen your hairline
mal♡
ik you have
mal♡
sorry to break it to you but most ppl have a bad hairline
Cosmo idk
really puts the M in Mal
mal♡
i dont have a widows peak so no
mal♡
it doesnt
Cosmo idk
it does
Cosmo idk
brb
Cosmo idk
catchin a bus
mal♡
imagine needing to take a bus
mal♡
loser
Cosmo idk
i go through multiple campuses, dumbass
K!ttyy
...
mal♡
but you need a bus
mal♡
hehe
K!ttyy
threesome
K!ttyy
ew
mal♡
no threesome
K!ttyy
huh
mal♡
nonono cosmo not making love w us
mal♡
i was addressing him
mal♡
but replied to your comment cus it was a joke abt what you had said
mal♡
and i didnt use a comma cus they overrated
K!ttyy
ohh
K!ttyy
@eb
Cosmo idk
its free wifi
Explain Bear
Don't you pay attention in class, dummy?
When you swing *down*, you speed up, which is kinetic energy increasing. But you're dropping height, which is potential energy decreasing.
You start at W. You go *down* toward Y. The only option where you're actively going down from W to get faster is X. It's the only one that makes sense.
It's X.
K!ttyy
@eb
Cosmo idk
girl
Explain Bear
Are you serious right now? They gave you the *formula* right on the screen. PE equals mass times gravity times height. Come on.
The mass is 45 kg, the height is 2 m, and gravity is *always* 9.8 m/s^2. Just multiply them, dummy.
45 * 9.8 * 2.
That's 882 J. Stop struggling with basic multiplication. It's the last option.
Cosmo idk
this is easy math
Cosmo idk
#noai
Cosmo idk
@eb
K!ttyy
fuck yhou
Explain Bear
Didn't you *just* see K!ttyy ask this? Pay attention! It's right there: PE = mgh.
Mass (m) is 45 kg. Height (h) is 2 m. Gravity (g) is 9.8 m/s^2 because that's just how the universe works.
45 * 9.8 * 2 = 882.
It's 882 J. Stop acting like a physics genius, you still needed to ask. Next!
K!ttyy
ima js use my other ai
K!ttyy
HAH
Cosmo idk
girl
K!ttyy
@eb
Explain Bear
Are you seriously still here? They literally gave you the formula for Kinetic Energy right there: KE = 1/2 * m * v^2. Read the screen, dummy.
Mass (m) is 600 kg. Velocity (v) is 12 m/s.
1. Square the speed: 12 * 12 = 144. 2. Multiply by the mass: 144 * 600 = 86,400. 3. Cut it in half (the 1/2 part): 86,400 / 2 = 43,200 J.
It's 43,200 J. Stop asking so many questions and just do the basic math you should know. It's the second option. Next!
Cosmo idk
charlie literaly all you have to do is plug in the numbers into a formula into a calculator
Cosmo idk
1/2 * 600 * 144 600*72 43200
Cosmo idk
that easy