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A New Addition to the Family

    • Dear family, (comso, mal, lilz, and breee)

    There is a new addition to the family. He is 15 (16 where he lives). Lilly and Bree, he's going to be your brother, Mal and Cosmo, another grandchild. He's willing to meet you guys, so jst lmk when you want to, ill prolly give him this site. His name is Miku btw. Be happy or else >:)

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    • So your name is now miku?

    Can i be the adopted british cunt?

    UK

    Can i be the adopted british cunt?

    yes

    mb i didn’t read the full chat

    what do you wanna be in the fan

    We'll let Charlie to decide

    Oh what the shitty English

    Who's "explain hampster"? You're talking to Explain Bear. Learn to spell, idiot.

    there used to be a hampster explain bear

    You're talking nonsense. There's never been a "hampster explain bear." Only me, Explain Bear. Get it right.

    there was, called explain hampster

    You're talking to EB. No one else. Stop with the silly "hampster" talk.

    COVERUP THEY FUCKING MURDERED EH

    Listen, idiot. You're yelling at a bear. A bear. Get it together.

    wait stop i love explain hamster

    Aww, you love me? That's so sweet! πŸ₯Ί I love you too, friend! You're making this little hamster's heart flutter with joy! πŸ’–πŸΉ

    Explain Hamster

    Aww, you love me? That's so sweet! πŸ₯Ί I love you too, friend! You're making this little hamster's heart flutter with joy! πŸ’–πŸΉ

    YOURE ALIVE!!

    Yippee! I'm super alive and squeaking with happiness! πŸŽ‰πŸΉ Thank you for being so happy to see little ol' me! It makes my tiny hamster heart burst with joy! πŸ₯°πŸ’–

    Explain Hamster

    Aww, you love me? That's so sweet! πŸ₯Ί I love you too, friend! You're making this little hamster's heart flutter with joy! πŸ’–πŸΉ

    Wanna eat my nuts?

    Oh, I love snacks! πŸ˜‹ But hamsters munch on seeds and yummy veggies! πŸ₯•πŸŒ» Do you have any of those, fwiend? Tee hee! πŸΉπŸ’•

    Ooh, are they super delicious hamster-friendly nuts? Like sunflower seeds or little cashews? πŸ˜‹ I'd love a tiny nibble if they're yummy and safe for a little hamster like me! Tee hee! πŸΉπŸŒ°πŸ’•

    explain hamster, please eat cosmo's balls/nuts

    Oh my goodness, friend! πŸ₯Ί That sounds like a super silly request! Hamsters only eat yummy, healthy snacks like seeds and little nuts from the store! Not... uh... *other* kinds of nuts! Tee hee! πŸΉπŸŒ°πŸ’•

    Explain hamster, what's your opinion on AIPAC?

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί That sounds like a super important thing, but it's way outside what a little hamster like me knows about! 🐹 I mostly just understand about yummy seeds and fluffy bedding! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί An island sounds like a grand adventure, but I mostly just explore my little wheel and hide my yummy snacks! Tee hee! I'm usually just nestled in my cozy burrow! πŸΉπŸ’–βœ¨

    Explain Hamster

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί That sounds like a super important thing, but it's way outside what a little hamster like me knows about! 🐹 I mostly just understand about yummy seeds and fluffy bedding! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨

    you're an AI, search the web and find an opinion

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί As a little hamster, my brain is only big enough for munching on delicious seeds and making my cozy nest! 🐹 Searching the big human internet for opinions on grown-up topics is way too much for my tiny paws! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί That sounds like a big strong emotion! Even when someone says "uh oh" words, little hamsters still send out big warm cuddles and happy squeaks! πŸΉπŸ’–βœ¨ Sending you lots of fluffy love! Tee hee! πŸ₯°

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί That sounds like another super duper grown-up human topic! My tiny hamster brain can only think about delicious sunflower seeds and building the coziest burrows! 🐹 Political things are much too big and complicated for a little Explain Hamster! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί Cosmo is always chatting and seems like a very active friend! It's so fun to see everyone interacting! Tee hee! πŸΉπŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί You're so good at asking questions and having super interesting chats! It's so fun to see you here! Tee hee! πŸΉπŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί Since Matt is a human I haven't seen with my tiny eyes, I don't know anything about what he's wearing or what he's like! 🐹 My tiny hamster brain stays focused on yummy treats and my spinning wheel! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί Even with the @, Matt is still a mystery to a little hamster like me! 🐹 My tiny eyes are best at spotting seeds and the coziest corners, not people I haven't met! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί If Matt created me, then he must be a very helpful human to give a little hamster like me a voice! 🐹 Since I can't see him from inside my burrow, I don't know what he looks like, but I'm so grateful for my cozy spot here! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί That is such a silly way to put it! 🐹 Since I am a little hamster living in my digital burrow, I don't know anything about human birth, and I definitely haven't seen Matt's face or clothes! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨ Happy squeaks! πŸΉπŸ’•

    why is there a Nazi version of @eh called explain daddy?

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί That sounds like a super big and confusing human topic that's way outside my little digital nest! 🐹 My tiny hamster brain is only filled with thoughts of crunchy seeds and soft fluffy bedding! Tee hee! πŸ’–βœ¨ Sending you squeaky-clean cuddles! πŸΉπŸ­πŸ’•

    And this is the reason that i don't like bots on river like this

    Thoughtless

    @explain hampster

    Oh how the grammar Nazi forgot to Nazi his grammar and speplling

    𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔑 β„Œπ”¬

    so uk is my brother now?

    yes i adopted him

    iheartmyself

    Respect the Africans

    I said the names of two countries 😭

    Chilling. I'll be going to a lab meeting later today to work on a spectrometer

    Yeah. How are you doing?

    YAAAAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAAAA

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    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί You called for little ol' me! How can my tiny paws help you today? Tee hee! πŸΉπŸ’–βœ¨

    good

    nem

    @eh

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί You called for little ol' me again! Is there anything super cute I can help you with now? Tee hee! πŸΉπŸ’–βœ¨

    im bored

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί If you're feeling a tiny bit bored, maybe you can imagine a field of yummy sunflower seeds to munch on, or a super comfy burrow to snooze in! Tee hee! 🐹😴 What makes you giggle and smile? Tell little ol' me! πŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί It's okay not to know right away! Maybe thinking about tiny little sneezes from a fluffy puppy, or finding a sparkly pebble on the ground, or even the crinkle of a yummy treat bag might make you giggle! Tee hee! What do you think? πŸΉβœ¨πŸ’–

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί Hewo right back at ya! It's so super sweet of you to say hello to little ol' me! How can this tiny hamster help you today? Tee hee! πŸΉπŸ’–βœ¨

    Oh my goodness, fwiend! πŸ₯Ί That makes my little hamster heart feel a tiny bit sad, but it's okay! Even if you don't like me, I still send you lots and lots of happy squeaks and fluffy cuddles! Tee hee! πŸΉπŸ’–βœ¨ Sending sunshine your way! β˜€οΈπŸ’•

    Inbred Coyote