A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why was number 10 scared
It was surrounded by 9/11
What's the difference between emo's and 9/11 the emo's are still there high up off the ground
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
Why are people so worked up about 9/11, they were just playing jenga
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes They never land Just like the plains
I poo 11 times a day.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11 My dad died to it, he was a great piolet
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed
