11 jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Memes
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.