11 jokes
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.