11 jokes
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Memes
9/11, 911, same thing.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.