Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
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“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
