11 jokes

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.