11 jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.