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Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
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Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.