11 jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.