My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
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It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. ๐งจ
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
