11 jokes
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.