11 jokes
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.