I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
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Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
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The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
How are Kobeβs death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
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You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did to!