11 jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11