11 jokes

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

The Milky Way!

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.