11 jokes

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

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I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

The Milky Way!

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨