11 jokes

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

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What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.