11 jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.