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9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

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  • What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

    They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

    You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

    Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

    Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.