11 jokes

Why is 10 afraid?

Because he next to 9 and 11.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.