What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
