Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.