Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.