Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.