Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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  • Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

    Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

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  • I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

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  • What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D

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  • A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."

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  • I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

    Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.