Worst Jokes Ever
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.