Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
once i was riding my bike and saw a $5 i jumped of and died
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Why was the twin towers mad? They want pepperoni but the instead they got plane
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
The boys joking be like. One guy “Balls” all the other guys "hahahahahaha”
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper ...
''Woman beats off Rapist in carpark'' ,
I suppose that was a fair compromise !
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945
What happened to peter pan when he jumped off the twin towers. He neverland.
your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you
In a kahoot and your the twin tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996
https://youtu.be/nOJme4_UylQ
