Worst Jokes Ever
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.