Worst Jokes Ever

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

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Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?

Stephen Hawking.

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Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

Please drop a like.

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.

What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!

What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password.

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.