Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

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  • What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

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  • 10 Fun Facts.

    1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

    Last night I burned down an orphanage.

    There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

    Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.

    You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

    The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

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  • I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

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