Zombie

Zombie Jokes

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg! Atheist: you prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?

What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie.. nothing much they both dribble,moan,hungry,walk weirdly and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down