So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
