So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
why could the zombie not clap because it was dead duh
What hood do zombies come from? Dead Ends
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
I asked my zombie boyfriend does he have a Brian Because he’s stupid asf
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
