Zombie jokes

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

They can stay in their living room.

What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."

Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!

What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Graaaaiins.