Yours jokes

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.

You. You're the joke.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Your AMAMA.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.