Yours jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.