Yours jokes
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.