Yours jokes
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
when your grampa hears your music
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
I think your hairline is too stupid.