Yours jokes

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment your favorite sport.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.