Yours jokes
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
When he figures out your 12:
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!