Yours jokes
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Your dad must be a mailman.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!