Yours jokes
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.