Yours jokes
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
You're more uglier.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!