Yours jokes

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.