Yours jokes
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.