Yours jokes

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)