Yours jokes
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!