Yours jokes
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Everyone put your age here.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Can you relate
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"