Yours jokes
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P