Yours jokes

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

The man responds, "Your parents."

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Do you know Ligma?

Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Your mom #69.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.