You're jokes

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:

D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!

SCP-1540: A am a were.

Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.