You're jokes

True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.

You're more uglier.

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

POV: Your mum is a bomber.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!