You're jokes
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Like if its true
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?