You're jokes
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.