You're jokes

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

Which nut is the worst for your diet?

Donuts.

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.