You're jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.