You're jokes
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
You're gay!
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?