You're jokes

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?

A: Because it will eat your "aunts."

You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.

You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

I fucked your mum!

Yourself.

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).

Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

You're a bish, and you are too!

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

Here's a joke: Your life.