You're jokes
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.