You're jokes
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.