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Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

Why can orphans never be kidnapped?

No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."

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    • Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

    Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

    Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

    Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

    Llama: What's your damn problem?

    Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

    What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

    Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

    Shoto: Wht?

    Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

    Shoto: :)

    I go to get my mail.

    Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

    Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

    Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

    Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?

    Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.

    Child: *drinking milk*

    Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

    Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

    Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

    Child: *realizes*

    When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

    Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

    Son: Dad, how was I born?

    Dad: Your mum's a hoe.

    Son: OK, what's a hoe?

    Dad: Your mum.

    Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!