You're jokes
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Suck your mum's bum.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂