You're jokes
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Your face makes onions cry.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.