You're jokes
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.