You're jokes
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Your mom.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
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What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.