You're jokes
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Your mom and your dad.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
"Deznuts up your ass."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
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