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What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.