You're jokes

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

You and Jason in your bed.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?