You're jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your hairline looks like a car!
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
You and Jason in your bed.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.