You're jokes
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.