You're jokes
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What color is your Bugatti?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!