You're jokes
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Like if you're short.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I like your mom naked.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮