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Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

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  • A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

    The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

    The man responds, "Your parents."

    Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

    It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

    "What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

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  • Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

    Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.