You're jokes

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

What's your mom on?

Deez nuts!

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.