You're jokes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."