Your mom jokes

Mom

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

Father

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Your mom memes

Mom

yeet2020 · 5 years ago

Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.

Dad

Haven · 3 years ago

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........

A cartoon illustration of a light brown, fluffy dog-like character with floppy ears. It has one blue eye and one red eye, with small freckles on its snout. The character is sticking its tongue out, has sharp teeth visible, and is wearing a pink collar with a gold tag. It also has a ruffled, light-colored collar and a dark jacket or cape. There are small red and blue hat-like accessories on its ears.

Sibling

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

It doesn't rlly work but yeah

Two puppies are sitting next to each other. One puppy, slightly larger and tan, is hugging the other puppy, who is smaller and black. The image text reads: "When your mom yelled at you and your elder sibling tries to comfort you."

Mom

Willy b · 2 months ago

A psychedelic DeepDream image composed of swirling, repeating animal faces, eyes, and kaleidoscopic patterns centered around a radial sphincter-like aperture. Text at the top reads: "Your mom showing me her butthole while I'm tripping on acid".

Simpson

GG Miller · 3 years ago

*THUMP* THUMP*

The image shows Homer Simpson, a character from "The Simpsons", looking very overweight. The text on the image reads, "HAHA THE SIMPSONS THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED UR MOM."

Fault

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"

Mom

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A satellite image of a body of water that resembles a person falling or a person who has crashed into the water. The text on the image says, "I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT... YOUR MOM'S SKYDIVING ACCIDENT"

Sibling

𝒴𝑜𝓊𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑀𝑒𝐿𝑒𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒥𝑜𝓃 · 3 years ago

So relatable Tbh.

A man is being carried by two police officers. The text says "When you're fighting with your siblings and your mom walks in:".

Discount

Anonymous · 2 years ago

💀😭

A two-panel image. The first panel shows two anime characters embracing under the moonlight. The second panel shows the faces of two characters intimately close, possibly about to kiss. The text reads: "When you go to the restaurant with your mom and there's discount for couples."

Toothpaste

🦄 Entity · 3 years ago

When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"

A tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush are placed on a railroad track. The tube is open, and the scene is an exaggeration of the saying "there is still something inside".

Mother

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

McDonald's

Daddy Cock · 3 years ago

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

Phone

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."

Your mom memes

Community talk

deez man

Poll · 2 years ago

dose your mom know your gay

Chxl.is.mine

2 years ago

Yo we should just start fucking making jokes about 10 inches deep in your mom cuz I'm getting sick of his shit

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

2 years ago

pop goes your mom’s back cause i stepped on a crack of rizz, i do not have a lack i am not black i have a very big rack i used to live in a shack now i live in the back of the house of a guy named zack i can definitely take your flak maybe your name should be jack cause i shot a pack of ducks that go quack

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