Suggestion for "Your Mom" Jokes

ya

This f*****'s getting annoying

awww

made a whole post about me?

someone's mad

you gotta be clenching your fists in the air

Shut up 10 in deep in your mom you smell like foreskin cheese

what the fuck is foreskin cheese?

are you talking about smegma?

but imagine having foreskin L

..

LMFAo

chexxyxxxy

heyyyy

were practicing for the english speaking test coming up this sunday

oooh?

How are you doin?

im ok

well thats good if

ig*

but i meant in ur calss silly

yeah im ok

Ur hot in ur pfp

AWWW THANkS

i took it using my moms phone

Yww <3

FR SHE PRETTYYYYY

Anyways chxl

Whats upp virgo?

LMFAOOO U JUST CAME OUTTA NO WHERE MANE

Got time for me to interview ur bf rn?

YESSSSSS

OFCCC

but thanksss

Lemme summen him

i have a lot more but i like this pic of me better

AADENNNNNNNN

gotchuuuu

What's up baby

DAYUM

okay so adsn

Virgo gotta ask chu sum questions it seems

oh hi guys

Aadn

SO SIT YO ASS DOWN

Aden

AND LISTEN TA HA

FUCK

Whatever ur name is

Sorry

What what's going on

Aaden

...damn thats harsh

So you know how Fletcher manipulated chxl and treated her so horribly?

Yes I do and it's f***** up and I'm pissed

and that’s a good start, u a real man for doing that

but also u guys are so new to this relationship and I have a feeling that u might start slacking on her

which is not acceptable

Oh trust me I'm not slacking on her

Virgo me nd aaden hung out and the ENTIRE time he kept asking if I was comerftable and if he did anything I'm uncomfortable with to tell him nd he will stop

Nd ik his phone pswrd

Nd he told me to tell him if he did anything wrong nd to not be scared to

I love her more than life itself

You guys can trust me

if u hurt angel ill make sure u wont be able to sleep properly ur whole entire life

I'm not going to hurt her oh my God you guys don't trust me

ill make ur bed soo uncomfortable for u

Please delete this aaden, it dosent count for the bet I made saying I can go longer w/o deleting but Apple don't need to know that

no I know, but communication is key and I just said that this relationship is new, so if you ever start feeling some type of way then you LET HER KNOW other then being a lazy ass bum like Fletcher

Aaden they are just looking out for me dw

<333]

Chex you smexy monster

I don’t cause ion even know u

Okay but they say in the same stuff every time and I'm getting old you guys can trust me I'm not going to f****** hurt her

I've been raised not to disrespect women I understand

<333

Oh I know communication is key I making sure I tell her lots of things

Be nice to them

little boy this is exactly the issue rn u need to understand that this is out of love for chxl and u would do the exact same thing so stfu and listen

ITS BETTER THAN NOT TELLING U DAFUCK

<33333

IM TALKING ABOUT FOR THE FUTURE

VIRGO UR PFP OMG MOMMY FR

Okay I'm going to another chat I can't do this I'm going to Skyler's in Veronica's

yea exactly chxl keep this reaction in mind

Yeah

ill talk to him bout that

Bro I was kidding oh my God

ILYTTTTTTTTTTT

I’m not fucking laughing nobody is

Okay I'm going to stop talking and I'm going to chill the f*** out I'm sorry guys I'm going to be more respectful I'm sorry

<##

<33

Okay I'm back I'm sorry

Its ok, just please be respecful to them they are just looking out for me and trying to make sure I don't get hurt.

virgo nd chex r yall here?

Okie

I'm back

^^

Omg ur username

Uhm

Ok

Do not like it I can change it tomorrow or just delete my little account if you don't like it

.........whats up?

Lemme get another opionion

If you don't like it I can change it tomorrow or just delete my account

Yeah please change it dont delete ur acc but js change it tmrw

It makes me feel like i have an owner

Ok okay I'll be back I had to delete my account

Dont delete ur acc

ok

Damn

...

RERERE

HI

HI

Rawr~

RAWRRRRR

hehhee ima dinosour

AINT NO FUNNY GAMES

I'm back Charlie I just got to change my profile pic can you give me a so I can change it to that

IM A DINOSAUR

Uhm Dude ur not an idiot

aint no idiots here

WHEN I HUNG OUT W/ HIM WE DIDNT EVEN KISS DW

no one likes u

kk good

hi dad

hello son

my bored

im*

is V online?

I spelled wrong on purpose so if there's a fake account you know who I am

Why

no

Why to this not what sky said

Why u name urself that

Because I want to

Yeah but why lol

ur neither of those things tho??????????

Ur not a idiot

L

hii

so wyd

I dressed like an emo slut one day 🤭

WTF

huh

Sluttin up for u

Huh

LMAO

ME OR AADEN?????

cause if u mean for me....

Go to our chat real quick Charlie

kk

thas diabolical

like im free the rest of the week if yk what i mean

It was for u bbg

dad can you do zoom latet

💀

later

Well i am busy today im free tmrw, what time do ur legs open?

...

Its all joking around dw sky

ik

Im not actually unloyal

ik

No sadly, I honest with I could this house is to damn loud tho and im doing duolingo☠

damn

You and me should do the lingo ;)

sure thing sweetie

Commere bbg

Slut me out 🤭

no prob

nah

he's funny

wtf

Ill peel u like a banana

charliee, is the person you're sharing ur pfp with a friend or lover?

Lova

I told him i have a ver flirty personality though

and ive said worse to others infront of him he doesn't seem to mind

is it a open relationship with the other peoplee ur talking withh?

Charlie I don't want to be stupid idiot no more help me find a good name

No im js joking when i flirt

Unless its with Aaden its no joke he's my bbg

Idk

rere give him a name

Figure some out please

anddd hes okay with the jokey flirty thing with the other peoplee?

Help me guys

CHANEL

Aaden

SJSJ NOW

hi madii

Yeah baby

okie dokie

R u ok if im flirty with other pple as a joke?

I don't care I'm not going to stop you and your friends they had you first

bye bye charlie

HAHA

LOSER

I.Am.Chxls

im jk

sorry i was being nosy, i saw it so many times and the other person got hurtt

Nono its ok i understand

GIRL

HURRY

OKOK

BEFORE I BITE U

i aint good at names srry

YEA

GOODNIGHT

ROROOR

HURRY UP

I HAVE TEA

Gurl

...

U GAVE ME A JOB SO I DID THE JOB

Do your job better

DO IT GOOD OR U AINT GETTIN PAID

fine give me a couple secs

Thank you okay

NOW GET BACK TO WORK BEOFRE I SLUT U OUT

...kinda want u to

WELL

NO

TO BAD

awww

fine

U AINT GETTING NO SLUTY SHIT

I want aaden to slut me out fr

ur not even gonna touch my thigh????

NAH

GET BACK TA WORKKK

I'm going to be honest I don't know what that is

fine :<

Neither do i

._.

LMAO

Im the only one who knows....?

......

Rina get back to work I need a good nickname I meant username

oki

(no im js making him seem not as inacont)

wait chxl whats his fruit

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I didnt give him one...

oh oki

STRAWBERRY

GIVE HIM ONE NOW

hhehehehe

STRAWBERRY

DONUT

OKI

HEY YOU

DONUTTTTT

Hi Hi

I LOVE THAT SONGGG

Me to I have another one

hehehhe

Go to our chat and tell me all the songs u like after u get ur new name afk gtg get firewood

STAY HEA

Yo give me a nickname that has Charlie's name in it

You guys are a lot smarter than me

chxls.strawberry

ur just as smart???

im a dumb fuck???

literally, just go ask cadence, evie, quinn, SETH

honestly anyone at this point☠

meme's www.youtube.com/shorts/TBElUE_6Mi4

AADEN

I LOVE UR NAME SM

I take full credit

AS U SHOULD

thx u :>

<33

i feel u would be a lime

or a dragon fruit

Ew

A PEAR

God no

apple?

No

ummm

No

HUH????

I don like ur next option

fine then

Lol

CELERY

Gurl

No

TAKE THAT U PIECE OF CELERY

OR BROCCOLI

CARROT

No.

FIRCKIN PIECE OF POTATO

No.

AHHHHHHHH

Aaden wants me to be a strawberry like him

Should i do strawberry or blueberry

BLUEBERRY

THE CONTRAST

IT WORKS

kk

IM MAKING RICHIE BLUSH

Damn

AHHHHHH

?

HOW DO I HAVE SUCH BAD IN PERSON FLIRTING BUT AS SOON AS IT COMES TO ONLINE THIS SHIT HAPPENS

HES MAKING BLUSH JUST BY HIM BLUSHING

OML

FR THOUGH

Ima blueberry now

yep

He made it Charlies.strawberry

AWWWW

thats cute

I love how we talkin here while u slowly respon to my emails

Yep....

its kinda sad lol

I have a split screen rn

Dayum

Its all me lol

Take the split screen off iwe will can talk can

kk

ima make a playlist for aaden

Wht should i name it?

The playlist of my loves

no

ummm

My strawberries fav

s

No

ummmm

I already named it

kk

oh and next time u look on ur snap..u have a suprise

That sounds like what someone tells ther other when nudes are sent rere

Repfrase that

please

I SENT YOU A NORMAL PHOTO

WITH ME CLOTHED

Ik

yes

lol

Yeah

oop

my chromebook might break

i js spilled root bear on it

oh no

nah we gud

Root beer hurt my stomach though

L

OMG

AADEN

LIKES

COUNTRY

MOOSIC

LIKE

THE SAME TIMELINE MOOSIC IN COUNTRY I LIK E

2019-2023

OOOOHHHH

country

CUUUTE

eheheh

=D

:>>>>>>

hehe

Ur gay

ik

u r 2 tho

NUH UH

how?

idk

exactly

so ur gay

Nvm

He likes countrymusic a year after me

He likes more of 2023 i like 2022

well he still like country musice???

Yeah but

Still

Last year my radio was on sm this year its mid

welp

Yeah

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqhsvSCW4uI

Thats where

when

d

nd*

why i comefrom

huh?

yesh'

im bored...is there anything u want me to do?

me

jkjk

i mean

i can if u want me to bbg

T or D

D

Hug ur brother then pick him up drop him nd run away

KK BRB

BACK LMAO

WHAT HE DO?

HE WAS SLEEPING WHICH MAKES IT 10 TIMES BETTER

HE GOT SO PISSED

LMAO

OKI UMMMM T OR D

D >_<

when we get back into school I have to watch you kiss Aaden on the hand

Okie

today aaden said his ex was so insurcure she cut herself and aaden told me he thought I was boutta say I cut myself

he was happy when i said i didnt cut

then i said i burn >:)

NO NO NO

I DONT

I burn orphanages

YES

hehheehe

ye

t or d?

t

uhmm

If everyone in teh wrold was single

(includeing you)

nd u choose all the couples who would u put urself with

nd who u put me w/?

Nd if these couplesbreak up they both die

I would put me with either landon or Apricot and I would def put u with aaden ( hes def got ur back for like 4eva)

YAyayayay

Whos Apricot

Go with them not landan

Landan for sypmh

i think u know....(sorry)

no i dont?

seth?

u chose to forget him....damn

Jameson?

no

Its jameson aint it

yes....

omg

Not today

ttyl

LOOK ITS NOT MY FAULT

I TRIED

YOU DIDNT LIKE HIM AND HE DIDNT LIKE YOU IT WASNT LIKE THERE WAS ANYTHING BETWEEN YOU TWO

Im not going to fight about this

Ur my freind nd hes my ex

ND HES BAD FOR YOU

HES A FUCKING PERV

I TRY TO GET YOU THE BEST RERE BUT YOU DONT TRSUT ME

what did he do to earn this title?

I can not say how many inaporpiate comments he's made

How amny times hes fucking smacked my ass

Admitted to watching porn nd jerking off EVERY DAY

You say you would do shit to "make me happy" but you get w/ my ex

You rember shit so ik that you knew he was

That breaks so much code

Like im here for you rere

I will get the best for you even if I bring money to buy it

Like for seth

And i cant fix him

So i cant get teh best out of it

I cant get you the damn best rere

hes not good for you

No one youve been with has been enough for you

wdym?

Sometimes your a total bitch but you need someone who'll love you for the love you don't have for yourself

JAKE NOT NOW

OK

but how?

How what?

ppl dont give a shit

I DO

I WILL SPEND HOURS YELLING AT YOU

CAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU

NOT LIKE I USED TO

BUT I DO

I WANT WHATS BEST FOR YOU AND HE IS NOT IT

LIKE YOU WANT WHATS BEST FOR ME AND YOU PROVED IT BY POINTING AADEN OUT THAT ONE TIME SAYING HE WILL CARE

AND HE DID

DIDNT HE?

yes

EXACTLY

EVEN GWEN SAYS HE AINT GOOD FOR YOU

ND IT PUTS ANGER OF HELL AND SADNESS OF DEPTS OF OCEANS THAT YOU GOT WITH MY EX