Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
