Your mom jokes
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Your mom gay.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.