Your mom jokes

B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your mom is hot.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

Your mom gay.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.