Your mom jokes
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Your mom is hot.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Your mom gay.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.