"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Where's your mom at?
